Subscription Bundles

Pick a side.

$30/month. One postcard, automatically mailed. You provide the address. We provide the words. Everyone wins. (Mostly.)

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A Month of Compliments

For people you actually like.

Because you love someone enough to outsource it. Every month, we'll send them a card that says something nice. Sort of. It's the thought that counts, and frankly, you're full of thoughts.

What's Included

  • One postcard a week for a month
  • Heartfelt, enthusiastic cards
  • Printed on premium 4x6 cardstock
  • Mailed directly to your recipient
  • Cancel anytime (it's totally cool)

Perfect For

  • Best friends
  • Parents
  • Coworkers you actually like
  • Long-distance relationships
  • Anyone who needs a reminder they're doing okay

$30 / month

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A Month of Insults

For people you also like, but differently.

For the person in your life who needs to be taken down a peg. Lovingly. Monthly. On a postcard they have to walk to the mailbox to receive, which is already a little embarrassing.

What's Included

  • One verbal zing a week for a month
  • Playful, affectionate ribbing
  • Printed on premium 4x6 cardstock
  • Mailed directly to your recipient
  • Cancel anytime (BUT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT)

Perfect For

  • That friend with thick skin
  • Your least favorite sibling
  • Your favorite nemesis
  • The overachiever in your life
  • Anyone who takes themselves too seriously

$30 / month

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The Break Up Bundle

Closure delivered in a month.

Two ways to use this one. Send it to an ex because they should lightly suffer. Or send it to a friend who just got dumped because they need someone in their corner.

❤️ Send to an Ex Closure delivered in a month.
👤 Send to a Friend Show up without showing up.

What's Included

  • A postcard a week for one month
  • Two recipient options: ex or heartbroken friend
  • Printed on premium 4x6 cardstock
  • Mailed directly to your chosen recipient

Perfect For

  • The ex who said 'let's be friends' ... lol
  • The friend who just got dumped
  • One month of reminders that life is better without them or your lame ex is missing out
  • It's cheaper than therapy

$30 / month

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Can I cancel?

Yes, obviously. We're not a gym.

Will they know it's me?

Only if you want them to. Mystery is an option.

What if they move?

Update the address. Unless they didn't tell you where they went.